Eating Chicken is gonna get you killed by chicken ghost, eating beef is gonna make big Charlie sad, eating lamb is gonna summon the Lamb, Watching TV is the gonna get you killed by fetid king, having a frickin religion is gonna get you ascended by the giants, and having good luck is gonna get you killed by the man with an upside down face. Forgetting to fricking BABYSIT is gonna get you killed by the forgotten baby. Riding a bus and looking at the woman is gonna get you killed. Hugging a marionette is gonna get you killed. Nothing in the trevor henderson wiki is fun

This is me getting rage baited because of living in Trevor Henderson universe

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